Suburban white alcoholic trash

We aint glam and we aint trash

Were victims of a society

That fucks with me about sobriety

They say dont drink this and dont drink that

cause it does a little more than just make you fat

Its a serious disease that you learn about in school

And if your dads an alcoholic youll be one too

Mom and dad dont have a clue

The one-fifty-one is now eighty proof

And all the times I borrowed the car

Not as a ride but as a shitface bar

Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins

God damn! this shit is drivin me insane

Boo ya! I aint ever gonna be the same

Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker

Makes you sicker, its the best!

Weekend comes and my parents are gone

Its time to party once I mow the lawn

Havin fun aint that a fact

Its rock n roll in the cul-de-sac!

Invite everyone and your neighbors too

Its gonna be a whacked out rock n roll zoo

But dont be blabbin it around my mother

But invite everyone and your skate rat brother

Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins

God damn! this shit is drivin me insane

Boo ya! I aint ever gonna be the same

Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker

Makes you sicker, its the best!